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{"type":"standard","title":"Haverhill Street Milestone","displaytitle":"Haverhill Street Milestone","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5683801","titles":{"canonical":"Haverhill_Street_Milestone","normalized":"Haverhill Street Milestone","display":"Haverhill Street Milestone"},"pageid":18800680,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1c/ReadingMA_HaverhillStreetMilestone.jpg/330px-ReadingMA_HaverhillStreetMilestone.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1c/ReadingMA_HaverhillStreetMilestone.jpg","width":1024,"height":680},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1230428571","tid":"ac0794ac-30ba-11ef-b5f8-8963c37eb162","timestamp":"2024-06-22T17:12:58Z","description":"United States historic place","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":42.53821944,"lon":-71.08734444},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haverhill_Street_Milestone","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haverhill_Street_Milestone?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haverhill_Street_Milestone?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Haverhill_Street_Milestone"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haverhill_Street_Milestone","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Haverhill_Street_Milestone","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haverhill_Street_Milestone?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Haverhill_Street_Milestone"}},"extract":"The Haverhill Street Milestone is a historic milestone on Haverhill Street in Reading, Massachusetts. Located on the east side of the road just south of its junction with Wakefield Street, it is a granite slab with a rounded top that is about 2.5 feet (0.76 m) in height. It is marked \"B / 12 / M\", denoting the distance along what was historically the post road between Boston and Haverhill. Similar markers are found in neighboring Wakefield.","extract_html":"
The Haverhill Street Milestone is a historic milestone on Haverhill Street in Reading, Massachusetts. Located on the east side of the road just south of its junction with Wakefield Street, it is a granite slab with a rounded top that is about 2.5 feet (0.76 m) in height. It is marked \"B / 12 / M\", denoting the distance along what was historically the post road between Boston and Haverhill. Similar markers are found in neighboring Wakefield.
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